monroach

Monroach is the cursed little survivor of the Monad trenches — a purple cockroach with a cracked phone, dead eyes, and zero intention of leaving. Rugs happen, charts nuke, influencers rotate, farmers disappear, but Monroach stays crawling through the wreckage looking for crumbs of liquidity and one more terrible entry. It is ugly, unkillable, and somehow always early.